Kill the Poker Player - Sherlock out West
A spaghetti-paella western that plays more like a mystery thriller. Several Italian westerns had Giallo influences, but this one presents it thriller elements in the style of the British whodunnit à la Agatha Christie or Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. Robert Woods actually plays a character of British descent, an insurance investigator called Jonathan Pinkerton, working for Lloyds of London, investigating a bank robbery that ended in bloodshed. Two bandits made several victims during the robbery, but they were eliminated themselves by a third person, the man on the background who masterminded the crime and ran off with the money.
At one point it is suggested that Woods' character is not a detective but a federal agent. An undercover agent going undercover as a British detective? The plot is a bit haphazard, but offers enoughs red herrings to keep you guessing who will eventually be revealed as the culprit. The killings are performed with the help of venomous snakes , an idea that was probably taken from Conan Doyle's story The Speckled Band. Does that make the local doctor, who adds snake poison to his medical concoctions, the prime suspect? Other suspects are the saloon owner (Carlo Gaddi), a wealthy rancher (Ivano Staccioli) or even the sheriff (Frank Brana). And then there's this alluring saloon lady (Nieves Navarro), twisting all these guys around her pretty little finger ... In those type of stories nobody can be trusted, not even the butler ...
Only the pre-credit sequence has some real spaghetti western action, the rest of the movie plays more like an episode of a TV-series like The Saint, a well-dressed Robert Woods taking over from Roger Moore. Director Bianchi throws in a trio of fistfights (one of them in slapstick style) but they are executed in purely routine fashion and feel obligatory. Obviously the movie was made on a tiny budget: there's a subplot about cattle rustling, but we don't see a single head of cattle! This is a small genre oddity, unspectacular but moderately entertaining, blessed with a near-perfect cast (can we ask for more in a low-budget genre movie?). And some of those fake snake may cause some unintentional hilarity.
Italian title Hai sbagliato ... dovevi uccidermi subito (You made a mistake ... you should have killed me immediately)
Spanish title : La muerte llega arrastrándose (Death comes crawling)
The Spanish title is of course a reference to the snakes; according to Giusti, the Italian working title was Quando la morte arriva strisciando, equally referring to the snakes (striaciare = to crawl). An alternative English title - used for a VHS release - was Creeping Death.
Director: Mario Bianchi - Cast: Robert Woods, Frank Braña, Ivano Staccioli, Nieves Navarro, Ernesto Colli, Carlo Gaddi, Saturno Cerra, Rafael Albaicín, Omero Capanna Music: Carlo Savina
* Spaghetti Western Database Page: https://www.spaghetti-western.net/index.php/Hai_sbagliato..._dovevi_uccidermi_subito!
* Tom Betts' Westerns All'Italiana: http://westernsallitaliana.blogspot.be/2011/12/kill-poker-player.html